Cybernet Expo shows Baddog who is really a dinasour.

I know what you're thinking, where the hell have you been? Well, unlike most of you losers, I was busy getting laid and being awesome. But seeing this week Baddog turned 900 years old, I thought there were only two choices to be had here...either donate his little camera to a museum of ancient artifacts, or do a new installment of BROMaster.

I choose the latter. If you don't like it, fuck off and lighten up.



Holy shit KB, I haven't even written anything yet? Can I get a second to get started at least? Is that too fucking much to ask?



I may have a contest for the best explanation on how this picture happened. Seriously, wtf?

Anyways, this week the famous Cybernet Show went down in San Fransisco, and of course Fubar took a bunch of awful pictures that we need to go over.




Holy shit Spannow, you couldn't wait 2 seconds? Anyways, the show started off with an Alcatraz Networking party led off by Ynot Jay.




Some pictures write their own caption. Now I am no expert on Alcatraz, but I have seen a bunch of Orange County Housewives episodes, and my take on Alcatraz is that its jail. With bars and shitty plumbing. This appears to be a banquet room at Days Inn, which is not a jail. My expertise in the field of banquet rooms not being the same as jails leads me to a couple of healthy conclusions. First, this is the greatest conceptual show event of all-time. Basically, the title "Alcatraz Networking" is supposed to symbolize the torture that is spending time with people in this industry in a confined space. Second, Jay blowing a horn in a banquet room is supposed to symbolize the concept of "fucking annoying."



There was a roaring 20's themed party. Like every BROvent, there are always tons of BROs ready to get dressed up and make a scene. But this year, it was less about the dressed up BROs and more about the conceptual art that greeted them at the door. Like this gem. It was appropriately titled, "Things We Knew in the 1920's."



Anyways, there are more Roaring 20's pics here... Click at your own health risk, pics of Jay dancing warning.....

Of course, like any show, there was a ton of Biz (with a Z) getting done.




I would totally beat that guy down like rock on paper. Just kidding, I totally wouldn't do that at all. Anyways, carrying on....



Look BRO, I just started this shit again. Lay off, I probably will not even notice you. Take a chill pill my man....





Color me a liar...




Whoa.....hey man, its just a joke! No reason to go all crazy guy. Speaking of Crazy Guys...




Judging from this picture, its backtracking in an investigation if you don't start with a search for bodies. If this picture is the only evidence of a missing girl, the dead body is assumed. That's how Jerry Orbach would handle that shit.



Thanks Jerry.


One thing that hasn't changed at BROventions is BROs trying to find a way to make things better. Like here.


Of course, some BROs took some time out to get a little biz done at the BROvention...




Those that attended Cybernet not only were treated to a banquet room mock prison and a spreadsheet on the difference between the term "dwarf" and "midget" (I'm serious folks, go look for yourselves, I'm not posting that shit on my site, I keep this bitch classy) but they also got the pleasure of learning how to use a camera from Spannow.







Sweet trick bro! I know I'm in!

Every now and then, a BRO will feel left out and isolated at a BROvention. Its up to other BROs and precise Industry verification systems to validate them. Kinda like Grimshawn, but not exactly.




Of course, no BROVention is a BROVention unless the media is there in full force.





Rochard, I'm almost done. Seriously, a little patience here?

Of course, lots of important bonding took place between the BROs...



And don't forget about the big parties....





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BROMaster out.