Fame Dollars isn't the only ones!
For all you car fanatics out there, BROMaster is auctioning off his car.
For all you car fanatics out there, BROMaster is auctioning off his car.
One of BROMaster's legendary cars is going to be auctioned off this week, giving all his fans a chance to own a piece of depreciation.
That's right, you can own the very car that BROMaster once used to jack off in while parked outside of the Costa Mesa Hooters during lunch rush!!!
One of BROMaster's low-performance cars will be on auction this week giving all his fans a chance at owning legendary awesomeness.
1999 Saturn SL2 with a 1.9 liter capable of putting out close to 124 horses or 20.6 Dragons.
Specs
That's right, you can own the very car that BROMaster once used to jack off in while parked outside of the Costa Mesa Hooters during lunch rush!!!
One of BROMaster's low-performance cars will be on auction this week giving all his fans a chance at owning legendary awesomeness.
1999 Saturn SL2 with a 1.9 liter capable of putting out close to 124 horses or 20.6 Dragons.
Specs
- Less than 12000 rotations on the tires
- Less than 450k on new front brake pads
- Lower splash guard allows you to drink sprite while driving
- Every bolt, nut, fastner, sticker and piece of glue has been replaced...or needs to be (hobbiest dream)
- Utilizes gas friendly modes on descents
- Rolling windows down puts car in eco-friendly mode
- Custom tuned (all radio presets remain intact)
- Car boasts a new rear view mirror that has only been looked into less than 34 times
- Has head rest for head
- Dragon slayer theme says "I get pussy" to neighbors and people in Wendy's parking lots
- Murdered out window tint
- 10 spoke, 13 inch wheels that roll when gas pedal applied
- New aftermarket air freshener (will not void expired warranty)
Virtual Interior tour of dragon machine.
Will throw in custom Dragon (pussy) Slayer leather jacket for right sized buyer.
Thanks Peter North.
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